Modeled after the Screwtape letters Beelzebub’s Emails will be an exposition of seemingly harmless but deceptively dark and worldly maxims. You may quickly recognize them as famous modern slogans or as reoccurring events in your own everyday life. Beelzebub’s Emails are written to lower devils instructing them one methods to use these innocuous slogans to build movements and corrode a persons soul.
If you are looking for the moral of each passage read them as a guide for what not to do. In other words, each passage should have a first message that is almost entirely false and a secondary message that is the inverse of what is written. Whatever Beelzebub sends in his emails, take the opposite thing to be true. He is lord of the flies and a prince of darkness after all.
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Beelzebub mentors a demon on how to convert a group of activists into food for their Father below. This entry and other subsequent entries are written in the style of a famous work of Christian fiction, The Screwtape Letters by C.S Lewis. Each piece, having been "written" by a demon must be read as a lie and a warning. They do come from the father of lies after all.
Be sure, dear friend, to always blame the state. You must remember that you are of no-fault. All unfortunate circumstances are a result of the state. If you are weak or sick, it is really the government's fault. If you lose your job, house, and loved ones, it is a result of the lousy hand the oppressive establishment has dealt you.
Mr. Roachblood, I am writing to your distinguished and disgusting attention to provide you with a new mandate we are going to give our troops. I would have graced you with my presence to issue the orders in person, but I haven’t the time. What with the election drawing so near and all. I would be missing out on many prime opportunities to direct the masses. As you know, it is such a burden looking after so many souls, but I must admit when I get down to it, I do enjoy my work. The fruits of my labor are always sweeter than I can imagine, but enough about my schedule back to the reason for my writing to you.
Each passage is meant to be read while standing on your head. In other words, each passage should have a first message that is almost entirely false and a secondary message that is the inverse of what is written. Whatever Beelzebub says, take the opposite thing to be true. He is lord of the flies and a prince of darkness after all.