Beelzebub Issues A New Command
Mr. Roachblood, I am writing to your distinguished and disgusting attention to provide you with a new mandate we are going to give our troops. I would have graced you with my presence to issue the orders in person, but I haven’t the time. What with the election drawing so near and all. I would be missing out on many prime opportunities to direct the masses. As you know, it is such a burden looking after so many souls, but I must admit when I get down to it, I do enjoy my work. The fruits of my labor are always sweeter than I can imagine, but enough about my schedule back to the reason for my writing to you.
